Plaid Pockets: The Secret Patterns Revealed

Warning: what you're about to see may cause severe eye strain, spontaneous combustion, or an overwhelming urge to wear plaid. Proceed with caution.

We've scoured the depths of the internet, consulted with leading experts, and discovered the most obscure, the most esoteric, and the most utterly useless plaid patterns you'll ever lay eyes on:

• Stripes of Doom
• Scarves of Chaos
• Scarves of Logic
• Scarves of Surrealism

Remember, these patterns may not make sense, but they're sure to confuse the pants off anyone who dares to wear them.