Plaidpockets: Where Fashion Meets Fiscal Insanity

You may be wondering, "Why is Plaidpockets so expensive?" Well, let us tell you, it's not just because we're made of the finest imported Scottish wool, nor is it because our designers are paid in solid gold. No, it's because of the intricate dance of artisanal pocket-knotting, the precision engineering of our patented pocket-suspension systems, and the rigorous quality control of our in-house Plaidpockets Inspectors.

We've got a team of highly trained, highly paid experts who carefully craft each and every pocket to ensure that it's not just a fashion statement, but a statement of intent: "I'm willing to spend $500 on a pocket, and I'm not ashamed to admit it!"

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