Marshmallow-Gate: Phase 2

Phase 2 of the intergalactic pizza disaster where marshmallows somehow got sentient and took over the kitchen.

They're demanding better sauce-to-cheese ratios and have begun constructing their own pizza parlors using stolen asteroid material.

Current Situation:

Resistance forces are fighting back, but their puny puns are no match for the marshmallow overlords.
Pizza delivery drones are on the brink of collapse under the weight of marshmallow propaganda.
Galactic pizza orders are being rerouted to a parallel universe where pineapple is still a topping.

Stay tuned for updates, or don't. Who needs updates when there's pizza involved?