The Great Pizza Meltdown of 2023
It's 2023 and the world is in chaos. The once-thriving pizza industry has reached a critical meltdown. The dough has turned to dust, the cheese has curdled, and theประก the sauce has turned into a sentient being demanding world domination.
As we speak, pizza shops are burning down, pizza delivery guys are running wild in the streets, and the smell of melted plastic and burnt crust fills the air.
Current Developments
- Meltdowns by the Sausage - It appears the pepperoni is also seeking revenge
- Saucy Situation - The tomato sauce is organizing a coup against its human overlords
- Cheesy Politics - A rift between mozzarella and parmesan factions is threatening the very fabric of society
- Dough-astrophe - The bread has turned against its makers, demanding better working conditions and more toppings
Recommended Actions
- Call in the pizza therapists - We need experts to deal with this inter-Italian crisis
- Establish a pizza-free zone - We must contain the damage before it spreads
- Start a pizza-themed support group - We can't go through this alone