Welcome to the realm of Parabolic Perfidiousness, where geometry goes to die. A place where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and the only constant is chaos.
Our engineers are trained in the ancient art of making circles look like they're about to devour the very fabric of space-time itself.
Visit our Eccentric Ellipticality page to see our latest creations.
Or, if you're feeling particularly mischievous, check out Chaos Axes, where we're redefining the concept of "straight" lines.
And for the really adventurous, our Irrational Angles page is a must-see.
But be warned: once you've entered the realm of Parabolic Perfidiousness, there's no turning back. You'll be trapped in a world of geometric madness for eternity.