Pledge of Ellipticality

By clicking "Pledge" below, you are acknowledging that the circular nature of existence is a cruel joke.

“I, [your name], do solemnly swear to accept the inherent futility of life's endeavors.”

What's in it for me, you ask?

A lifetime supply of existential dread, and a free side-eye-roll.

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What's the deal with the elliptical pattern?

It's just a reminder that everything is, in fact, a circle. Even the straight lines.

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