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Parabolic Ruins

Where the sun never shines and the air is always stale.

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The Unremarkable History of Parabolic Ruins

In a galaxy far, far away, a planet was born with a parabolic shape, its surface a mess of craters and crags.

Over time, the once-blue skies turned a dull grey, and the only thing that grew here was disappointment.

And so, Parabolic Ruins became the go-to destination for those seeking the thrill of the ordinary.

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Ruinious Rituuals

The inhabitants of Parabolic Ruins are a hardy bunch, and they know how to have a good time.

  1. Rock Throwing: The classic Parabolic Ruin sport, where you throw a rock as far as you can.
  2. Stairway Staring: The art of staring at the stairs for hours, lost in thought.
  3. Deserted Desert Walking: A thrilling hike across the barren wasteland.

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