Galactic Standard Issue 9-B

Issued to all sentient lifeforms within the cosmos, this standard issue contains:

  1. A complimentary set of astral projection instructions
  2. A holographic coupon for 10% off at participating black hole restaurants
  3. Important space-faring tips from the Galactic Council of Elders

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