Pattern Description
Comet Splatter Patterns are the result of a cosmic collision between a comet and prophets of the planetoid.
The splatters are a rare phenomenon, visible only to those who have been blessed with a keen eye for the absurd.
Our patterns are made from the finest imported asteroid dust.
They are highly sought after by interior designers and avant-garde fashionistas.
Purchasing Information
Each splatter is handcrafted and comes with a Certificate of Authenticity signed by our team of highly trained astrophysicists.
Prices start at 10,000 space dollars and go up to 10 million.
We offer a 30-day money-back guarantee, but only if you return the splatter within the first 24 hours.
Order now and receive a free gift: a complimentary packet of our finest asteroid dust!
Subpages
You may also be interested in our: