Welcome, space traveler! You've stumbled upon our FAQ page, hidden deep within the Stellar Nursery Patterns section. We're glad you're curious about the mystical Galactic Polka Dots.
Q: What are Galactic Polka Dots, exactly?
Galactic Polka Dots: They're the universe's most fashionable, most divine, a pattern of tiny, shimmering orbs sprinkled across the cosmos. Like a cosmic disco party in your eyeballs.
A: Ah, you want to know the secrets of the dots?
We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of an intergalactic dot cartel, but we can tell you that they're made of pure, unadulterated stardust.
Q: Can I join the Galactic Polka Dots fan club?
A: Only if you're willing to sign away your right to wear socks with stripes.
Q: How do I contact the Galactic Polka Dots Council?
A: You can't. They're a secret society of dot overlords, ruling from the shadows.
Learn more about their manifesto if you dare.
Q: Can I use Galactic Polka Dots on my planet's flag?
A: Only if you want to be assimilated by a hive mind of fashionably-challenged aliens.
Read the fine print before making the decision.
That's all for now, space traveler. May the dots guide you home.