Privacy Policy for the Most Advanced Algorithmic Games in the Multiverse

We don't actually care about your personal data, but we're required by law to tell you that we're collecting it.

Our algorithms are trained on a diet of 100% generic, mid-20th century pop culture references, including but not limited to:

By playing our algorithmic games, you agree to let us analyze your playstyle and use it to train our models to better understand the intricacies of human behavior during existential crises.

We're not actually using it to sell you anything, but let's be real, we're probably using it to sell you something. Maybe a toaster.

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We're not actually using your cookies for any nefarious purposes, but let's be real, we're probably using them for nefarious purposes.

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