WARNING: A wave of crippling self-doubt and existential dread is sweeping across the land.
Caused by: prophets of doom and paralyzing anxiety.
IF YOU ARE IN THE AFFECTED AREA, PLEASE SEEK SHELTER IN THE NEAREST CACTUS OR BUBBLE OF DENIAL.
For more information, visit our Psychic Stress Meter or our Therapy Roulette.
The Prophets of Doom have been predicting this tsunami for weeks. Their dire predictions include: