Pocket Protagonist Guide by Bob The Foosball Fool

Are you tired of being a background character in your own life? Do you yearn to be the hero of your own story? Look no further than the Pocket Protagonist technique.

Step 1: Find a Pocket

Start by finding a pocket in your daily routine. It could be a favorite coffee shop, a hidden park bench, or even a secret underground tunnel system. The key is to find a place where you can be alone, yet still be surrounded by the world.

Step 2: Create a Distraction

Once you've found your pocket, create a distraction to draw the eye of the world. This could be a brightly colored hat, a loud noise, or even a well-timed fart. The goal is to shift the focus away from your lack of protagonism and towards your carefully crafted persona.

Don't Get Caught

Now that you've got everyone's attention, it's time to take the stage. Use your newfound spotlight to perform a daring feat, such as juggling three balls while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pool of sharks. The key is to be bold, be brash, and be prepared for the inevitable crash landing.

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