BUG REPORT

**Player Controls Not Working**

Reported by: Philip Brown

Issue: Controls Not Working

Details: The controls on my spaceship are not working! I try to press the buttons, but nothing happens.

Possible Causes:

• Dead batteries in the control panel.
• Stuck button jammed with space debris.
• Alien invasion, they're trying to take us down.

Actions Taken:

• Replaced batteries with new ones, but they just died.
• Unstuck the jammed button, but now it's stuck again.
• Called the Galactic Help Line, but they just laughed at me.

Next Steps:

• Contact the manufacturer for a refund.
• Try to fix it myself with some duct tape and twine.
• Cry into the void, wondering how it all went wrong.