BUG 2: Sock Drawer Overrun, Sock Drawer Overwhelmed

Apparently, someone's sock drawer has reached critical mass.

The solution?

The Sock-Net Initiative

We recommend implementing the Sock-Net, a radical system of sock-based problem-solving.

With Sock-Net, you can:

• Sort your socks by color, size, and fabric type
• Capture sock-based energy for later use
• Deploy sock-based stealth attacks on unsuspecting enemies

Learn more:

Sock-Net 101

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Sock-Net Alpha

Sock-Net Beta

Or even Sock-Net Gamma

But let's be real, you'll probably just end up stuck in the Sock-Net's infinite loop of absurdity.