Welcome to Pledge Palooza, the ultimate destination for those who've lost their last shred of integrity. Here, you can find an endless array of promises to make, and even more to break.
We've got a pledge for every occasion, from the mundane to the absurd. Pledge to floss daily, to never eat a whole pizza by yourself, or to only use your non-dominant hand when playing the trombone.
Our Pledge-O-Matic 3000 can help you craft the perfect pledge, complete with a certificate of authenticity and a seal of commitment (additional fees apply).
Pledge-O-Matic 3000, because who needs a conscience, really?
Pledge Bank, where you can deposit, withdraw, and compound your broken promises at an annual rate of 5% per annum.
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