Bronze Tier: Get a T-Shirt that's almost as warm as your heart
Silver Tier: Enjoy a free Silencer Headset for those times your cat's meowing just won't let up
Golden Tier: Get a year's supply of egg-laying golden eggs. Yes, you read that right.
Platinum Tier: We'll send you a pizza party with 17 different toppings, including anchovies. You're welcome.