The Pledge-o-Matic 3000

For the low, low price of $19.99, pledge your allegiance to the highest bidder!

Pledge Your Alliance | Pledge to the Flag | Pledge to the Motherland

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Side effects may include: excessive patriotism, spontaneous singing of national anthems, and/or sudden urge to wear a "I Pledge" t-shirt.

Side Effects

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