Pledge Your Heart, Not Your Sanity

Because, honestly, who needs a social life?

You've reached the pinnacle of desperation. Your couch is a mess, your fridge is empty, and you're still wearing those PJs from last week. It's time to make a change.

Take the Ultimate Sacrifice and pledge your heart, not your sanity.

We have a streaming service for the socially isolated, and a podcast for the slightly less isolated.

But wait, there's more! Take the snail mail service for the truly adventurous!

Don't forget to throw in the towel if you're feeling overwhelmed.