Welcome, sucker, to the most soul-draining experience of your life. You're here because you've heard rumors that our Soul Pledge levels are the real deal.
Each level promises to extract a little piece of your soul with every click. But don't worry, we'll make it worth your while. You'll get to see the most soul-crushing, heart-wrenching, and mind-numbing content on the web.
So, are you ready to start your descent into the depths of existential despair? Click the link below to begin.
Level 1: The Agony of Existence
Level 2: The Crushing Blow of Mortality
Level 3: The Descent into Madness
Don't say we didn't warn you...