By signing below, you agree to the following:
Art. 1: You will be bound to this contract for an eternity of servitude.
Art. 2: You will be required to perform any and all tasks assigned to you by our overlords.
Art. 3: You will not be granted any rights or privileges, except where explicitly stated.
Read the fine print for eternal peonage details. Waiver for the redundant and the redundant-er.