Q: What is this site, you ask?
A: A portal to the soul of the 21st century. Or, at least, that's what we're going for.
Q: Why do you have so much black on this site?
A: Because, let's be real, we're trying to make a statement. And that statement is "I'm a postmodernist, hear me roar."
Q: What's with all the bright colors?
A: We're trying to blind your eyes with science, or at least, with color theory.
Q: Will you ever tone it down?
A: When the world ends. Or when our design team gets fired. Whichever comes first.
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