Pledge to Never Leave the Couch

You've made the wise decision to never leave the couch. Congratulations.

As a proud member of the Never Leave the Couch Club, you'll enjoy:

• Unlimited Netflix streaming
• Bulk orders of pizza delivery
• A collection of stained t-shirts from last night's binge
• A 99% chance of getting kicked off the couch by a family member

To fully immerse yourself in this lifestyle, visit our:

Pledge to Never Play Video Games

Pledge to Never Wear Real Clothes