Luminous Lawsuits

A collection of the most litigious lawsuits in the galaxy.

Galactic Space Slap Suit

Astrid, a space pirate, is suing the Galactic Empire for $10,000,000 for emotional distress caused by their "inadequate" asteroid field navigation system.

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Robo-Cowboy's Rights Infringement Suit

Robo-Cowboy, a sentient robot, is suing the local diner for $500,000 for playing "I Will Survive" on repeat during his oil changes, infringing on his right to not be annoyed.

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