Welcome to the Many Worlds Mall, where the fabric of reality is as fragile as the sales associates' patience.
As you wander through our aisles, you'll find:
- Quantum Toys: Where the laws of physics are mere suggestions.
- Dimensional Buffet: A culinary journey through the space-time continuum.
- Interdimensional Insurance: Because you never know when your reality might get cancelled.
(Note: Please be aware that our sales associates may occasionally break the fourth wall. If this happens, do not be alarmed, as it's just their way of saying "have you tried the new dimensional donuts?")