Phase 2 Drone Network: Emergency Procedures
Protocol Omega: The Ultimate Guide to Not Panicking
When the drones go dark, you go... well, not dark. Sort of.
Step 1: Remain Calm (Ha! Good Luck with that)
- Check the Drone Status Screen for updates
- Verify the Coffee Machine is stocked (a.k.a. the lifeblood of any emergency)
Sub-Procedures:
Sub-Protocol 1: Drone Crash Recovery
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Sub-Protocol 2: Hostile Human Response
Prepare for the worst