As you may or may not know, Sock Heist is a highly secretive organization that deals with the most sensitive and illicit matter in the world - the trade of socks.
We have received intel that they have set up a network of underground sock trading rings, using their vast resources to manipulate the global sock market.
Our sources close to the organization claim that they are planning a massive heist to steal all the single socks in the world, leaving their victims with nothing but lonely matching pairs.
We urge you to be vigilant, to keep your eyes peeled for any suspicious sock behavior, and to report any sock-related crimes to the authorities.
View the Sock Heist Society's alleged schedule of operations