Phase 3: The Sock Ninja's Finishing Touches
At the Sock Ninja Training Academy, we're not just teaching you how to be a ninja - we're teaching you how to be a sock ninja. And in Phase 3, you'll learn the finer points of sock ninjutsu.
With our expert instructors and state-of-the-art sock-based training equipment, you'll be able to slip into the shadows unnoticed, strike from the most unlikely of places, and emerge victorious with your socks still intact.
But don't just take our word for it - see what some of our graduates have to say: