Relativity is so overrated. What's the point of having time dilation when you can have time contraction?
Planck time is the smallest unit of time in the universe, and by smallest, we mean it's the time it takes for quantum leap into the void.
Relativity might be cool and all, but have you ever seen the look on the face of physicists when you tell them you've got a time machine that's faster than theirs? Priceless.