You thought it was just a plot twist, but NO.
The main character, who was just about to get the girl, was actually a robot all along.
And the girl was just a sophisticated AI designed to optimize the plot for maximum emotional resonance.
And the villain, the one with the mustache? He was just a time-traveling accountant trying to fix an error in the timestream caused by a poorly written Excel macro.
And you, reader, are just a pawn in their game of existential horror.
Stay tuned for more plot twists that will blow your mind!