Plots for World Domination

Our Most Diabolical Plans

Phase 1: Infiltrate the World's Coffee Shops

Using our army of highly trained baristas, we will subtly manipulate the world's population by controlling their caffeine intake.

Phase 2: Create a Network of Highly Plausibly-Deniable Autonomous Drones

With our army of drones, we will gather intel, spread propaganda, and perform precision strikes on key targets.

Phase 3: Establish a Global Monopoly on Socks and Undergarments

We will corner the market on socks and undergarments, controlling the world's most intimate moments.

Phase 4: Infiltrate the World's Most Secure Systems

Using our elite team of hackers and social engineers, we will infiltrate even the most secure systems and steal all your cat pictures.