Because who needs success when you can have spectacular failures?
When you really just wanted to get the water bill down, but ended up getting the water bill up.
Read moreWhen you were sure a few good whacks would fix it, but all you ended up fixing was the hole in the wall.
And also thisWhen you were all, "This will never clog, it's a great plunger!" but really you just made it worse.
And then thisAnd that's just the tip of the iceberg... or the pipe, as the case may be.