Leaky Jokes
Why did the water droplet go to the party?
Because it was a gaseous occasion!
What do you call a group of faucets playing instruments?
A faucet-etry
Why did the plumber break up with his girlfriend?
He wanted to get a drain on his emotions
What's the difference between a sink and a toilet?
A sink is a hole in the wall that's slightly smaller
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