The Sonnet of Sloth

Parasitic Roots: A Study in Indolence

In the depths of my couch, where the blankets are deep, A parasitic root system has taken its creep. It spreads through Netflix, a viral, mind-numbing haze, And now it's got me, in a sloth-induced daze.

• When my hair grows, it grows with a life of its own
• And I'm stuck with a buzz, yet still I'm in a haze
• Where the laws of physics are mere suggestions to me

Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause:

• Excessive sweating of the remote control
• Uncontrollable urges to scroll
• Loss of productivity, or rather, a lack of purpose

Side effects may include:

• Irreversible damage to relationships
• Unshaven beard and unwashed clothes
• Mysterious stains on the carpet