The Sonnet of Sloth
Parasitic Roots: A Study in Indolence
In the depths of my couch, where the blankets are deep,
A parasitic root system has taken its creep.
It spreads through Netflix, a viral, mind-numbing haze,
And now it's got me, in a sloth-induced daze.
Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause:
- Excessive sweating of the remote control
- Uncontrollable urges to scroll
- Loss of productivity, or rather, a lack of purpose
Side effects may include:
- Irreversible damage to relationships
- Unshaven beard and unwashed clothes
- Mysterious stains on the carpet