Terms of Art

Welcome, esteemed members of the Pointless Committee on Overly Complex Terms of Art. We're glad you're here.

As a committee that's all about creating the most convoluted and obtuse legal documents possible, we take pride in our work. After all, who needs clarity and concision when you can have 17 pages of Byzantine legalese?

Section 1: Definitions

For the purposes of these Terms of Art, the following definitions shall apply:

• Art: Anything we deem to be sufficiently creative, yet still completely incomprehensible.
• Pointless: Our committee.

See also Section 2: Appendices for further clarification.