Our committee has generated 427 pointless documents, each detailing the minutiae of our inaction.
Agenda 1: Discussing the merits of discussing, Agenda 2: Considering the consequences of not considering, Agenda 3: The art of doing nothing
View our minutes, where the real work gets done.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our appendix.
Disclaimer: Our meetings are a great way to get work done, just not in the actual sense.
Agenda 427: The committee will discuss the committee.