Agenda Item 1: Reorganize the Filing Cabinets
Because, let's be real, the current system is a mess.
Agenda Item 2: Introduce Mandatory Weekly Team Lunches
We need to "build team morale" and "encourage collaboration". Or, you know, just force people to eat sandwiches together.
Subcommittee: Lunchtime Entertainment Committee
We'll have a rotating selection of terrible PowerPoint presentations, awkward trust-building exercises, and a special appearance by our beloved CEO's ventriloquist's dummy, "Bert".