Award for Most Likely to Be Bureaucratic

This prestigious award is given to the member of the pointless committee who best embodies the spirit of unnecessary meetings, endless debates, and the art of doing absolutely nothing.

• Recipient: [Recipient's Name]
• Reason: "For consistently finding new ways to make simple tasks more complicated"

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Award for Outstanding Use of Jargon

This award recognizes the member who has demonstrated a mastery of meaningless buzzwords and corporate doublespeak.

• Recipient: [Name]
• Reason: "For using 'synergy' in a sentence without getting laughed out of the room"

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Award for Most Creative Use of PowerPoint

This award honors the member who has managed to make a presentation more boring with an impressive number of bullet points and charts.

• Recipient: [Name]
• Reason: "For using 37 bullet points on a single slide"

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