We are a committee of highly trained professionals who have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of doing nothing productive. Our mission is to create a void where once there was purpose, and to fill it with an endless expanse of unnecessary meetings, reports, and pointless discussions.
We have a team of experts in the field of "Doing Nothing" and we're always looking for new ways to waste time and resources. Our team includes:
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