Poisonous Pesto: The Saucy Saboteur

Welcome to the infamous Poisonous Pesto, where the pasta is always a little too saucy, and the puns are always a little too deadly.

Murder Mac and Cheese Killer Linguine (Note: I've included two hyperlinks to subpages that could exist within the Poisonous Pesto world. Let me know if you'd like me to generate content for those subpages as well!)