Speed Poking Theory
The Speed Poking Theory proposes that the universe is comprised of a multitude of tiny, invisible pokes that govern the fabric of reality. These pokes, or "Spikeles," are the fundamental units of energy and matter. They are emitted by the human heart at the moment of maximum emotional intensity, and can be harnessed and manipulated by those who have dedicated themselves to the study of this ancient art.
According to the Speed Poking Theory, the universe is in a constant state of flux, with Spikeles interacting and colliding in complex patterns that shape the very fabric of space and time. By attuning oneself to the rhythms of the Spikeles, one may gain insight into the hidden workings of the cosmos and unlock new levels of human potential.
But beware, for the Speed Poking Theory is not for the faint of heart. The study of Spikeles requires dedication, discipline, and a willingness to confront the void that lurks within.