Donut Safety Precautions

Warning: Donuts are a serious safety hazard. Prolonged exposure to donuts can lead to:

• Glazed-induced Coma
• Frosted Fingerprints on your keyboard
• Sprinkle-related Traumatic Brain Injury (SRTBI)

For your own protection, please observe the following safety guidelines:

1. Always wear gloves when handling donuts.
2. Never eat donuts while driving.
3. Keep donuts at least 3 feet away from any open flame or electrical source.

Rules of Engagement for safe donut consumption.