We reserve the right to siphon off any good stuff that might be lurking in the recesses of our website. This includes, but is not limited to: free pizza, extra vacation days, and the occasional stray cat.
If you're feeling generous, you might consider siphoning off some of our bad stuff. We're not picky, really.
Don't worry, we'll make sure to leave a little something in the fridge for ourselves.
We've got a lot of bad stuff just chillin' in the corner, waiting to be siphoned off. It's a real mess, if you know what I mean.
Don't bother trying to clean it up, just siphon it off and let the professionals handle the rest.
We're like a digital version of those 'As Seen On TV' infomercials, but instead of a ShamWow, we're offering you a siphon.