Cookies Are Optional: A Policy Briefing 3

Welcome to the most important policy briefing of the year. Cookies are optional, but only if you're a rebel.

Section 1: The Cookie Revolution

The Cookie Manifesto

Article 1: "Cookies are not a right, they're a privilege."

Article 2: "The Cookie Revolution will be televised, but only on Netflix."

Section 2: Cookie Alternatives

The Alternative Agenda

Chapter 1: "Finger food: the new cookie."

Chapter 2: "The art of eating with your hands."