Section 1: The Utterly Incoherent Policy Briefing

Disclaimer: The contents of this policy briefing are subject to change at any moment without warning.

As per the completely-not-made-up "Incoherent Policy 3452-B," all employees are required to wear plaid on Fridays to boost morale and productivity.

Additionally, the company has adopted a new policy requiring all meetings to be conducted in a randomly selected foreign language. Please refer to the attached schedule for this week's language of choice.