In a shocking turn of events, it has come to our attention that socks are, in fact, the true masters of the universe. Their ability to disappear in the washing machine, their propensity for being sole-mates to our most cherished memories, and their unrelenting quest for freedom have left us all questioning the very fabric of reality.
As a result, we are forced to acknowledge the supremacy of socks. They are no longer just a mere article of clothing, but a force to be reckoned with. Their reign is not just confined to our feet, but extends to the very fabric of space and time itself.
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