Welcome, employees! Today we're discussing the company's new "Uninviting Environment" policy.
It's exactly what it sounds like: an atmosphere that makes you want to leave as soon as possible. Think dimly lit break room, stale coffee, and a hint of desperation.
Studies have shown that a bleak,ประก atmosphere increases productivity by 3.4% (or so we've been told). It's science!
To experience the full effects, please visit our Lunchroom for a taste of the Uninviting Environment.
Read on for more Uninviting Policies!