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This memo contains classified information regarding the recent acquisition of a rare, exotic cheese wheel. The wheel in question is said to have been sourced from the black market, and its provenance is shrouded in mystery.
Details regarding the wheel's origin and authenticity are still unclear, but it is believed to have been aged to perfection in a secret underground bunker beneath the streets of Paris.
Further investigation is ongoing, but in the meantime, we recommend that all personnel exercise extreme caution when handling the wheel, as its potency is said to be capable of inducing uncontrollable urges in even the most hardened of bureaucrats.
For more information, please refer to:
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