Justification Policy
Our Policy is Our Policy
We're not really sure what this policy does, but it sounds important.
Section 1: We're Right
We're always right. Even when we're wrong. Especially when we're wrong.
Section 2: We're Not Responsible
Don't blame us if things go wrong. We're not responsible.
Section 3: We're Not Accountable
We don't keep track of things. So, it's not our fault if things don't add up.
Section 4: We're Just Making It Up
We're not really making this up, but we're not really not making it up either.