Welcome to the World of Polka Dots, where the dots are always on our side.

According to ancient Polka Dot lore, the dots are the result of a magical explosion of joy and whimsy that occurred in 1987.

The dots are known to possess mystical powers: they can make you feel better about your life's choices, improve your dancing skills, and even grant you temporary immunity to bad coffee.

But beware, for the dots also hold a dark secret: they are secretly controlled by an evil cabal of fashion designers who use the dots to sell overpriced polka-dot-themed merchandise.

Explore our Lore to learn more.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Secret Lore for a more...unsettling experience.